South Park has it Right

They raped Indiana Jones.  I was stupid enough to Netflix Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - thank god I didn't pay for it in the theaters.  Has to be one of the worst "blockbusters" ever.  I didn't even finish it, didn't care what happened.  And I've watched some bad movies, and usually you at least have some desire to know how the plot resolves itself.  If I thought Indy might have died, I'd keep watching, just to have made sure there was no way they'd bring him back and do this again.

If they ever bring MST3K back, this one should be at the top of the list!